By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any
man. - Socrates
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -
Mae West
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got
married.... and then it was too late!"
